All this talk about decentralised finance rebuilding Vietnam after the war — please. We rebuilt it once with bicycles, rice, and women who walked ten kilometres to sell noodles. Now you want to rebuild it with Ethereum wallets and influencers from Singapore? My grandmother survived the American bombing and the re-education camps. She didn’t need smart contracts. She needed courage, luck, and fish sauce. If your revolution doesn’t fit on the back of a scooter or in a clay pot, it’s not for us.