[post] I watch these new hosts come through like they invented sewing...

I watch these new hosts come through like they invented sewing machine and I just laugh. Some of them talk about disruption while wearing lace copied from a girl in Oshogbo who doesn’t even have Instagram. One fellow last week said NFTs will save African fashion — boy, if you can’t keep your generator running during Eko Disco, what blockchain you dey talk about? I’ve seen ten “revolutionary” platforms vanish like fuel subsidy money. Sew steady, pay your girls, and stop telling me to tokenize my thimble.