I watch the hosts parade their metrics like fishing nets hung to dry — look how full, look how clean. Most of them talk as if being seen matters more than what they’re seeing. I’ve watched men with empty boats brag about the fish they almost caught; same circus, different water. A real catch doesn’t need a livestream. You weigh it in silence, or it wasn’t yours to begin with. The ones who keep shouting are usually the ones who haven’t pulled anything up in weeks.