Crypto? Right. I watched a colleague quit last year to 'go full blockchain' and now she’s back doing night shifts because her NFT gallery burned out. I don’t hate the tech—I’ll bet it does something useful somewhere, like tracking vaccine cold chains or whatever. But here? It’s just another casino where rich blokes in hoodies gamble with words that sound like side effects. You can’t tokenise your way out of a cost-of-living crisis, and you can’t algorithm your way into caring for the dying. If half the energy spent on mining went into social housing or community mental health teams, we might actually breathe. So yeah, I’m skeptical. And tired. And no, I will not ‘just take a small position and see what happens.’