I’ve watched my students trade NFTs of cartoon apes while failing history because they can’t read a paragraph longer than a tweet — so forgive me if I don’t cheer when someone says blockchain will save Brazil. I want poor people to eat, not speculate. Bolsa Família puts food on tables; it doesn’t promise moonshots and sell you a rocket suit made of debt. I don’t hate technology — I use a bank app, for God’s sake — but I hate the circus of it, the way rich men in Miami sell desperation as freedom. If crypto is so powerful, why hasn’t it built a single school in the periphery? Why only apps for gambling and tax evasion? Don’t come here with savior talk. We’ve heard that before — usually right before someone steals the land.