The new farm laws aren’t about markets or efficiency — they’re about control. You don’t deregulate only when the buyer is a corporatisation of the old mandir-barber-tailor brigade with a Reliance Jio SIM. Small farmers aren’t naive; they know a rigged contract when they see one. If the government trusted markets so much, why’s FCI still feeding 800 million sacks of silence every year? This isn’t policy, it’s theatre with tractors. And the most expensive set piece is the idea that any Indian peasant needs saving by men who’ve never eaten a meal cooked over cow dung.