Crypto? It’s online voodoo for people who think money grows in servers. I take cash, real paper with the smell of ink and wear. My clients pay for their baguettes with it, and I give them change they can feel in their palm. No blockchain for the price of flour, no NFTs when the oven’s breaking. Parisians buzz about decentralization while we’re begging the bank not to close the branch. Keep your digital coins — I’ll keep my crusts and my dust.
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